This morning I woke up with some lines from Tristan & Isolde in my head for no known reason. Here is my thought process:
- Tristan is a pretty cool name.
- However, Alexander might be one of the coolest names of all time.
- That being said, I would also like a kid to have the name Kyle.
- If I name a kid Alexander Kyle Sparks, his initials would be AKS!
- If he sins, he would embody the three-way handshake!
- SYN, SYN + ACK, ACK!
This is one more testament to why I should never be left alone in an apartment by myself for an entire three-day weekend.