Marshmallow's Wisdom

• Successful people are busy. I am busy. Does that mean I am successful??
• Bad things happen to good people because God is kept up all night answering prayers. Then he gets tired and cranky. That’s why I am known for taking days to sleep 12+ hours.
• Man created fire, and then he became a social creature.
• Then man created dukies, also known as cops, and fires became less fun.
• “In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is.” -Courtesy of Jeremiah Grossman
• No football defense should use the Cover 3 as its base coverage scheme.
• Andy Roddick lost in the 2009 US Open because CBS chose not to show his match on national television.
• The “your computer might be at risk” warning provided by the Windows operating systems may be one of the dumbest warnings known to mankind.
• The word short is longer than the word long. The word skinny is fatter than the word fat.
• When asked in a job interview, “Are you a self starter??” Do not respond, “I set myself on fire once. Does that count??”

• Sadly, I don’t think the inverse property works in that case.
• There’s a lot of truth to that.
• Dukies are apparently drawn to the singing of “¡Olé, olé olé olé!”
• Cover 3 should never be talked about in standard football jargon (unless it’s the end of the game).
• Melanie Oudin lost because they talked about her boyfriend too much.