Words of Wisdom (12.05.09)

Written on December 5th, 2009 by
  • Programs suck because humans are still involved.
  • It really sucks to get an itch on the top of your foot when you are wearing shoes and your hands are dirty.
  • The concept of sleep sucks. We should adjust the concept of work/class accordingly.
  • Never program in MUMPS.
  • “It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.” -Voltaire
  • Drama is synonymous with bad team dynamics.
  • 4-3 Cover 2 is the best base defense in football. Period.
  • How many kings could King Kong kong if King Kong could kong kings?
  • It turns out “carpe diem” does not shift to “carping the diem” when going from a simple present to present continuous verb tense.
  • “Survival of the fittest” used to mean the strong ones watched the weak ones die. Now it means the strong ones pay the bills for the weak ones; so, the weak ones do not have to work. Who are the strong ones now, then?