Words of Wisdom (12.05.09)

Written on December 5th, 2009 by Shawn Sparks
  • Programs suck because humans are still involved.
  • It really sucks to get an itch on the top of your foot when you are wearing shoes and your hands are dirty.
  • The concept of sleep sucks. We should adjust the concept of work/class accordingly.
  • Never program in MUMPS.
  • “It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.” -Voltaire
  • Drama is synonymous with bad team dynamics.
  • 4-3 Cover 2 is the best base defense in football. Period.
  • How many kings could King Kong kong if King Kong could kong kings?
  • It turns out “carpe diem” does not shift to “carping the diem” when going from a simple present to present continuous verb tense.
  • “Survival of the fittest” used to mean the strong ones watched the weak ones die. Now it means the strong ones pay the bills for the weak ones; so, the weak ones do not have to work. Who are the strong ones now, then?

One Response to “Words of Wisdom (12.05.09)”

kevin on

don’t program in MUMPS. Does this mean I should avoid ISR with okane?

Good luck at Principal. Let me know how the first few months go!

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