Words of Wisdom (09.10.09)

Written on September 10th, 2009 by Shawn Sparks
    • Successful people are busy. I am busy. Does that mean I am successful??
    • Bad things happen to good people because God is kept up all night answering prayers. Then he gets tired and cranky. That’s why I am known for taking days to sleep 12+ hours.
    • Man created fire, and then he became a social creature.
    • Then man created dukies, also known as cops, and fires became less fun.
    • “In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is.” -Courtesy of Jeremiah Grossman
    • No football defense should use the Cover 3 as its base coverage scheme.
    • Andy Roddick lost in the 2009 US Open because CBS chose not to show his match on national television.
    • The “your computer might be at risk” warning provided by the Windows operating systems may be one of the dumbest warnings known to mankind.
    • The word short is longer than the word long. The word skinny is fatter than the word fat.
    • When asked in a job interview, “Are you a self starter??” Do not respond, “I set myself on fire once. Does that count??”