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Words of Wisdom (09.10.09)

Successful people are busy. I am busy. Does that mean I am successful??
Bad things happen to good people because God is kept up all night answering prayers. Then he gets tired and cranky. That’s why I am known for taking days to sleep 12+ hours.
Man created fire, and then he became a social creature.
Then man created dukies, also known as cops, and fires became less fun.
“In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is.” -Courtesy of Jeremiah Grossman
No football defense should use the Cover 3 as its base coverage scheme.
Andy Roddick lost in the 2009 US Open because CBS chose not to show his match on national television.
The “your computer might be at risk” warning provided by the Windows operating systems may be one of the dumbest warnings known to mankind.
The word short is longer than the word long. The word skinny is fatter than the word fat.
When asked in a job interview, “Are you a self starter??” Do not respond, “I set myself on fire once. Does that count??”